Cayden....

Cayden - (As he is slurping his oatmeal and I'm giving him a dirty look).  Mom, you DO KNOW that in Japan it is good manners to slurp?

Me - I think I've heard that but we're not in Japan.

Cayden - I'm just practicing for when I go to Japan.

Me - You don't need to practice.

Cayden - Mom is it good manners to slurp in China?

Me - I don't know.

Cayden - Well we need to find out because I'm not going there if I can't slurp.

Me - I'll take that into consideration when planning our trips.